What is the problem with Michael Jackson?

what a fucking ghoul

All Hallows Eve, eve

Siggy working on his DIY-ass costume.

Look how proud he is of his creation

My elbow after trying to skid on the wet pavement at panhandle park...fishtailed, lost grip and went over the edge.


Over all, it was a fun night. Me and Siggy had a beautiful bike ride from P-Hill to Ocean beach, through Golden Gate Park. We went to my friend Danielle's party and drank and socialized...then shit storm! Danielle and her roommates ended up getting their Laptops stolen, and the cops broke it up.

It's a sad sad day....

Among widespread rumors Michael Jackson corrected what his big bro Jermaine told the world, Jackson 5 is NOT getting back together. Apparently The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-m-o-l-e-s-t-e-r, is in the studio on his own, not with his brothas and sisatas. If they were to reunited, Jermaine Jackson (who?) said that "obviously Janet would open for us," low blow jermaine, low blow.

I feel that you have to look past the whole little penis touching, lay-in-bed, touch me fancy, McCully Culkin lover, sick-ass-motherfucker, and see the real beauty in Michael. Look past the totaly sickness and remember P.Y.T., and Man in the Mirror, and ofcourse Thriller. As artists in todays world, the sicker you are the better. Woody Allen, who um, yes, married his 'adopted' daughter. Look past the person and see the beauty right?.................mh.

Read rest of Michael Jacksons story from Billboard,
Happy Day of the Dead
im going to go Beat It

hardly...

while taking a break from cruising craigslist for missed connections, i ran into this video. this video was titled "the ultimate prank !" on youtube...hardly. not only is it a pretty tame prank (i find the video of the fake reporter spraying Tom Cruise in the face with a water filled microphone somewhat funnier, thus dethroning this video as the ultimate prank), but the reaction to the prank wasn't even that good.

the funniest moment in my opinion is at around .40 seconds where the bro sort of reacts and the babe recoils behind the bed.

moving on...while writing this, i stumbled upon (without the help of that awful toolbar) this video...this was billed as "Duct taped to the door (really funny)." I'll let you decide


now, whoever says British comedy is superior than American comedy is a fucking cunt. Let me explain something. British comedy is not superior to American comedy. It's the fact that the only British comedies Americans see, are the comedies that are deemed funny enough to spend the money to redistribute to America.

If we were shown every dogshit British sitcom, comedy movie, etc... we'd get 90% shit, the office, extras, and a splattering of semi-decent programing.

How many Brits do you think saw American Psycho 2, or Tokyo Drift (well, maybe not Tokyo Drift...we all know that's a blockbuster)? probably none, because nobody is going to want to spend the money to export this movie to Britain.

Tomorrow afternoon, we race.

details here

remember when you first heard the sweet sweet sound of Beirut

well... Zach Condon will birth a solo album...rather a double disk EP. One disk will be new Beirut songs while the other of the deuces is the main masters side projects of side projects.
i hate to say it but..stolen from pitchfork

sonicdeathmonkey....
NoFx is playin the fillmo' early Feb...As a jew, you'll know i'll be there. punk in drublic

Happy Halloween!

Pharrel rides track bikes...why not?

Found these gems online

Pictures of me, Siggy, and chwistina at The Mike Giant exhibit at White Walls




Pictures courtesy of Jeff Luger

okay...i accept ketchup in my life again

after not eating ketchup for atleast 5 years, i think i'm okay with it. i'm super high and drunk right now, and i just gobbled a few white castle burgs and dunked every bite in ketchup...next is re-accepting mayonase...then, and only then, i can deal with every condiment.

It's finally here...almost

I've been waiting years for a Maxwell show, and now, tomorrow night, my dream is finally going to come true. I have been ignoring the urge to read reviews online because I'd hate to spoil the setlist for myself. I can't wait!

I'm also going to eat some bomb ass ribs before the show. And, thanks to Jason's info, might even get to share a vodka pineapple with the man himself. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

Mark

Portrait of Mark Gonzales by my homie Matt Davidson.

Happy Birthday too.

Jason Rosete: Journalist

Unfortunatly, I won't be able to help you Hef...unless some kind stranger is headed to socal late November. Road trip!?

This blows, I remember the days when the LA Auto Show was held every January.

November sucks...Not only do i not get to go to the auto show, I won't be able to be with my family on Thanksgiving, and I can't celebrate Novembeard like the rest of my male friends.

boo

i don't know why, but i find this extremely funny

Some new wheels

bought some new wheels this weekend. got an amazing deal on them. they're profile hubs laced to deep v's.

Pancakes

fuck, nearly forgot about this awesome scene in Cabin Fever....no, this isnt some outtake. no, this isnt some easter egg. no, this isnt just a special directors cut scene. this is actually in the movie for no apparent reason.

Fuckin' tight nigga!

Fear[s] of the dark

Really excited about this movie. Check out the trailer here

Singer Jennifer Hudson's mom, brother found dead

CHICAGO (AP) — The mother and brother of Jennifer Hudson were found shot dead Friday at a South Side home, and police were seeking a missing child who is the nephew of the singer and Oscar-winning actress. "We can confirm that there is an ongoing investigation concerning the deaths of Jennifer Hudson's mother, Darnell Donerson, and her brother, Jason Hudson," Hudson's personal publicist, Lisa Kasteler, said in a statement. "No further comment will be made and the family has asked that their privacy be respected at this difficult time."

Read full story here

OOF!, that's almost as bad as the Chris Benoit story a while back.

Gangs, chains, and guitar thangs.

What a wild week. In a single week i have witnessed 3 fights outside of bars, and all 3 times i did not have my camera ready.

Last Thursday, I was witness to the biting incident as previously stated.

On Monday...at least i think it was Monday, i saw a fight outside of The Castle. Some drunken jerk off had waltzed out of the bar and announced, "I’ll fight anyone out here." After his grand announcement, he took about 10 steps before a shorter, pony-tailed Asian man stepped up to the challenge. The Asian fellow took him to the ground where they fumbled around for a bit and a 3rd guy jumped in to get a few shots in. After that 3rd douche bag came into play, the fight got broken up. Blood was dripping out of the head of the guy who challenged the fight. Then the challenge and the Asian gent ended up hugging it out and parting ways. How cute.

Last night, outside of The Matador, i saw another fight. Apparently about four black dudes tried to get into the bar for free, and the bouncer told them to leave. Now, i was pretty drunk, so i'm not sure what happened, but the four dudes and the bouncer ended up in the middle of the street. The Four men were surrounding the bouncer and were taunting him and trying to get some jabs in. The bouncer, while trying to fend off the four men was back up into a parked truck and i believe a 40oz bottle was hurled. Now, i was pretty drunk, so I’m not sure what happened, but once he emerged from behind the truck, his head was all bloody. i think he head may have been rammed into the truck or the bottle hit his head. The doorman proceeded to go back into the club and keep away from the four men. Now, I was pretty drunk, so I’m not sure what happened, but the doorman ended up back outside, but now with the back up of club-goers. Now the battlefield was even. With the help of the club-goers, including chain wielding Siggy, and carabineer wielding Raymee, the four men retreated. Siggy got a few chain whips in, and Raymee clocked a dude a few times in the noggin, using the carabineer as make shift brass knuckles. After a few minutes, a few cop cars roll up and take statements from people involved and witnesses. Last call. I leave.